The early years

 

The First band formed was called Stalefish.

The band comprised of front man Allen "Embryonic Crusadah"

Rich "Cheeky Delinquent" Maslin on drums and

Alan "Sheepish Lord of Chaos " Bowley on bass

 

Although having a dashing frontman like Allen leading the band into the forefront of rock, not noticing the sexual tendancies of the other members of the band even after Rich pening the infamous "Chocolate highway" or "Get off my son".

The band later split where Allen entered into his successful solo career. The other two band members formed a new band titled Starfish. They released several albums including the criticially acclaimed " Vaseline " and "I told you it wouldn't hurt".

 

During Allen's successful solo career, he decided that he should take on the world.

With that the 1996-1997 world tour was kicked off

appearing in some 140 different countries. It was described as "sensational". NME

It was shortly after this tour that he met his fifth wife "Mademma" on her

like a Sturgeon tour .

It was after the world tour that Allen would team up once more with

Rich "Cheeky Delinquent" Maslin who was by now "Going straight".

Rich's psycotic wife Vic "The Slasher" and four of their eleven children.